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Like this malignant **** for example: http://www.darren-c.co.uk/?wscripts Trying to charge $5 for a ****in jscript bandwidth detection script. Well, for about .083 seconds I actually considering giving this asshole money, but then I thought...fsck that ****, I'll make my own God damn bandwidth detection script...and then I'll share it with hell and half of Georgia! Here it tis in action: http://www.backwater-productions.net...bandwidth.html Here's teh code: :<html> : <head> : <script language="JavaScript"> : var endtime; : var starttime; : function getkbps() : { : timer = (endtime - starttime) / 1000; : kbps = Math.round((37.5849609375 / timer) * 8); : display.innerText= kbps + " kbps"; : } : </script> : </head> : <body bgcolor="black" text="white"> : <img name="image" src="" onload="endtime = new Date().getTime(); getkbps();"> : <script>image.src="bandwidth.jpg?" + starttime;</script> : <div id="display" style="position:absolute; font-weight:bold; top:200px; left:235px"></div> : <script> : starttime = new Date().getTime(); : </script> : </body> :</html> Fairly straight forward, it marks a starting time, downloads an image, then marks an end time and does some math to figure out teh bandwidth. The 37.5849609375 number is just the size of the image (if you use your own image you need to change it). For practical purposes you would probably want to load the page into a hidden iframe via an onClick event that would be triggered AFTER your main content loaded and then have it pass the "kbps" variable into a cookie for other use (like a website redirect, or video redirect). Personally I'm going to use it in conjunction with streaming video, so depending on your bandwidth it'll stream a different video. -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ¹ x ¹ http://www.backwater-productions.net | ||
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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message news:tu7j1192vq4bi0gncral26kf513qimj25p@4ax.com... > Like this malignant **** for example: > http://www.darren-c.co.uk/?wscripts > > Trying to charge $5 for a ****in jscript bandwidth detection script. > Well, for about .083 seconds I actually considering giving this > asshole money, but then I thought...fsck that ****, I'll make my own > God damn bandwidth detection script...and then I'll share it with hell > and half of Georgia! > > Here it tis in action: > http://www.backwater-productions.net...bandwidth.html > > Here's teh code: > > :<html> > : <head> > : <script language="JavaScript"> > : var endtime; > : var starttime; > : function getkbps() > : { > : timer = (endtime - starttime) / 1000; > : kbps = Math.round((37.5849609375 / timer) * 8); > : display.innerText= kbps + " kbps"; > : } > : </script> > : </head> > : <body bgcolor="black" text="white"> > : <img name="image" src="" onload="endtime = new Date().getTime(); getkbps();"> > : <script>image.src="bandwidth.jpg?" + starttime;</script> > : <div id="display" style="position:absolute; font-weight:bold; top:200px; left:235px"></div> > : <script> > : starttime = new Date().getTime(); > : </script> > : </body> > :</html> > > Fairly straight forward, it marks a starting time, downloads an image, > then marks an end time and does some math to figure out teh bandwidth. > > The 37.5849609375 number is just the size of the image (if you use > your own image you need to change it). > > For practical purposes you would probably want to load the page into a > hidden iframe via an onClick event that would be triggered AFTER your > main content loaded and then have it pass the "kbps" variable into a > cookie for other use (like a website redirect, or video redirect). > > Personally I'm going to use it in conjunction with streaming video, so > depending on your bandwidth it'll stream a different video. > > -- > > Onideus Mad Hatter > mhm ¹ x ¹ > http://www.backwater-productions.net Brilliant! | ||
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