Marketing newbie

Hi, I would like to learn more about marketing in ebay, but from what
i heard, selling in ebay is like having a full time job, is it true?
Any way to have a shorter learning curve about marketing in ebay?

LMGG
http://www.last-minute-gifts-guide.com/

lmgg1978@yahoo.com wrote:
> Hi, I would like to learn more about marketing in ebay, but from what
> i heard, selling in ebay is like having a full time job, is it true?

No it's not true. You just package up a few things
while watching Oprah. Unless you're a business, like
McDonalds, you should only charge postage to ship,
plus maybe a dollar for a padded envelope.

If you pluck your eyebrows you can add the phrase
"gay/lesbian interest" in the title.

When you get your 1099, file it in the appropriate
place on your income tax return.

Welcome to the wonderful world of eBay.


Lumpy
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Lumpy wrote:

>lmgg1978@yahoo.com wrote:
>
>
>>Hi, I would like to learn more about marketing in ebay, but from what
>>i heard, selling in ebay is like having a full time job, is it true?
>>
>>
>
>No it's not true. You just package up a few things
>while watching Oprah. Unless you're a business, like
>McDonalds, you should only charge postage to ship,
>plus maybe a dollar for a padded envelope.
>
>If you pluck your eyebrows you can add the phrase
>"gay/lesbian interest" in the title.
>
>When you get your 1099, file it in the appropriate
>place on your income tax return.
>
>Welcome to the wonderful world of eBay.
>
>
>
>
>
And be sure to offer your items internationally. The only extra time
will be about 30 seconds to fill out a customs form.

On 30 Apr 2007 23:42:26 -0700, lmgg1978@yahoo.com wrote:

>Hi, I would like to learn more about marketing in ebay, but from what
>i heard, selling in ebay is like having a full time job, is it true?
>Any way to have a shorter learning curve about marketing in ebay?
>
>LMGG
>http://www.last-minute-gifts-guide.com/
Its like having a full time job and getting part time pay.

lmgg1978@yahoo.com wrote:
> Hi, I would like to learn more about marketing in ebay, but from what
> i heard, selling in ebay is like having a full time job, is it true?
> Any way to have a shorter learning curve about marketing in ebay?
>
> LMGG
> http://www.last-minute-gifts-guide.com/
>

First, there is no such thing as "marketing".

Selling in eBay is more like having three full times jobs at less than
prison wages.

http://www.tinaja.com/glib/ebaysell.pdf



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clams casino wrote:
> Lumpy wrote:
>
>> lmgg1978@yahoo.com wrote:
>>
>>
>>> Hi, I would like to learn more about marketing in ebay, but from what
>>> i heard, selling in ebay is like having a full time job, is it true?
>>>
>>
>>
>> No it's not true. You just package up a few things
>> while watching Oprah. Unless you're a business, like
>> McDonalds, you should only charge postage to ship,
>> plus maybe a dollar for a padded envelope.
>>
>> If you pluck your eyebrows you can add the phrase
>> "gay/lesbian interest" in the title.
>>
>> When you get your 1099, file it in the appropriate
>> place on your income tax return.
>>
>> Welcome to the wonderful world of eBay.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
> And be sure to offer your items internationally. The only extra time
> will be about 30 seconds to fill out a customs form.

And ALWAYS dropship.
NEVER have merchandise on hand.

Recommended products vary with the season...

January - eBooks of dropshipping resources
Feburary - UK cable descramblers
March - Plasma HDTV displays from Rumania
April - Nigerian lotteries
May - Add three inches to your mortgage
June - Pallet liquidations
July - Norfolk & Waay overstocks
August - Korean laptops
September - Home theater pyramind buying rights
October - Escrow companies
November - Password phishing software
December - Microsoft and Disney replicas

--
Many thanks,

Don Lancaster voice phone: (928)428-4073
Synergetics 3860 West First Street Box 809 Thatcher, AZ 85552
rss: http://www.tinaja.com/whtnu.xml email: don@tinaja.com

Please visit my GURU's LAIR web site at http://www.tinaja.com

On Apr 30, 11:42?pm, lmgg1...@yahoo.com wrote:
> Hi, I would like to learn more about marketing in ebay, but from what
> i heard, selling in ebay is like having a full time job, is it true?
> Any way to have a shorter learning curve about marketing in ebay?

Print up politically incorrect bumperstickers and sell them on Ebay
with your dotcom on it.....

''WELCOME TO THE USA, WE SPEAK ENGLISH HERE"

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----------------------------------------
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redleg" <redleg510@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:1178036047.871566.8900@u30g2000hsc.googlegrou ps.com...
> On Apr 30, 11:42?pm, lmgg1...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > Hi, I would like to learn more about marketing in ebay, but from what
> > i heard, selling in ebay is like having a full time job, is it true?
> > Any way to have a shorter learning curve about marketing in ebay?
>
> Print up politically incorrect bumperstickers and sell them on Ebay
> with your dotcom on it.....
>
> ''WELCOME TO THE USA, WE SPEAK ENGLISH HERE"
>
Oh please print 'em up and sell 'em! I'd definitely buy one a bumper
sticker saying that.

redleg's bumper sticker:
> ''WELCOME TO THE USA, WE SPEAK ENGLISH HERE"

Take out the word "THE".


Lumpy
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On May 1, 9:51 pm, "Waters" <priv...@noisp.com> wrote:
> redleg" <redleg...@comcast.net> wrote in message
>
> news:1178036047.871566.8900@u30g2000hsc.googlegrou ps.com...> On Apr 30, 11:42?pm, lmgg1...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > > Hi, I would like to learn more about marketing in ebay, but from what
> > > i heard, selling in ebay is like having a full time job, is it true?
> > > Any way to have a shorter learning curve about marketing in ebay?
>
> > Print up politically incorrect bumperstickers and sell them on Ebay
> > with your dotcom on it.....
>
> > ''WELCOME TO THE USA, WE SPEAK ENGLISH HERE"
>
> Oh please print 'em up and sell 'em! I'd definitely buy one a bumper
> sticker saying that.


Been selling them for 2 yrs, along with ....

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