engine shipped from whorehouse

"Jon" <texasrocker1@suddenlink.net> wrote in message
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> Eric Perlin wrote:
>> "Ftatch U . Lance" wrote:
>>
>> } I may pretty slow this morning but I'm not getting
>> } the joke. He could be a dropshipper using the same
>> } pictures every time he lists that particular engine.
>> } Or he may really have a warehouse (house, garage,
>> } porta-potty). What's so funny? The seller meant to say "warehouse" but
>> spelled it as "WHOREhouse"!
>
> That's what I thought but I couldn't believe he didn't go back and edit
> it.

He probably used a spellchecker and just copied and pasted the text in
without checking it.
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On 30 Apr 2007 09:48:46 -0700, redleg <redleg510@comcast.net> wrote:

>On Apr 30, 10:36?am, Eric Perlin <perlina...@SPAMSUCKSoptonline.net>
>wrote:
>> "Ftatch U . Lance" wrote:
>>
>> } I may pretty slow this morning but I'm not getting
>> } the joke. He could be a dropshipper using the same
>> } pictures every time he lists that particular engine.
>> } Or he may really have a warehouse (house, garage,
>> } porta-potty). What's so funny?
>>
>> The seller meant to say "warehouse" but spelled it as "WHOREhouse"!
>
>Many men confuse a warehouse and a whorehouse.

How? One is hard work, the other works hard.

PeterD wrote:
> On 30 Apr 2007 09:48:46 -0700, redleg <redleg510@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>
>>On Apr 30, 10:36?am, Eric Perlin <perlina...@SPAMSUCKSoptonline.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>"Ftatch U . Lance" wrote:
>>>
>>>} I may pretty slow this morning but I'm not getting
>>>} the joke. He could be a dropshipper using the same
>>>} pictures every time he lists that particular engine.
>>>} Or he may really have a warehouse (house, garage,
>>>} porta-potty). What's so funny?
>>>
>>>The seller meant to say "warehouse" but spelled it as "WHOREhouse"!
>>
>>Many men confuse a warehouse and a whorehouse.
>
>
> How? One is hard work, the other works hard.

I just thought he was multi-tasking.
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Eric Perlin wrote:
} > The seller meant to say "warehouse" but
} > spelled it as "WHOREhouse"!

Jon wrote:
} That's what I thought but I couldn't believe he
} didn't go back and edit it.

It's not possible to edit one's item description after there has been a bid on
it, or if there is less than 12 hours left of the auction.

redleg wrote:
> On Apr 30, 10:36?am, Eric Perlin <perlina...@SPAMSUCKSoptonline.net>
> wrote:
>> "Ftatch U . Lance" wrote:
>>
>> } I may pretty slow this morning but I'm not getting
>> } the joke. He could be a dropshipper using the same
>> } pictures every time he lists that particular engine.
>> } Or he may really have a warehouse (house, garage,
>> } porta-potty). What's so funny?
>>
>> The seller meant to say "warehouse" but spelled it as "WHOREhouse"!
>
> Many men confuse a warehouse and a whorehouse.
>

Reminds me of the old Home Depot wallet scam.

http://www.google.com/search?q=home+depot+wallet+scam

Rob

Eric Perlin wrote:
> } > The seller meant to say "warehouse" but
> } > spelled it as "WHOREhouse"!

Jon wrote:
> } That's what I thought but I couldn't believe he
> } didn't go back and edit it.

Eric Perlin wrote:
> It's not possible to edit one's item description after there has been
> a bid on it, or if there is less than 12 hours left of the auction.

I wouldn't edit it, even if I could. Surely everyone
is getting a laugh out of it. Look at the publicity
it's getting here. I might even add to the description.

SELLER ADDED:
The ladies from the whorehouse are not included.

Whenever my truck driver makes a pickup from said location,
there seems to be a couple of hour delay. So your engine may
take an extra day to arrive.


Lumpy
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On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 18:38:36 -0400, trainfan1
<lmsearing@usdatanet.net> spake thusly:

>Reminds me of the old Home Depot wallet scam.
>
>http://www.google.com/search?q=home+depot+wallet+scam

from
http://www.pokersourceonline.com/for...c.php?p=175318 :

"A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot
customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be
quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't
happen to you.


Here's how the scam works:



Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your
car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex,
with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and
instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having *** with each other. Then one of
them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral *** on
you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the
15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the
7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this
upcoming week."

"Mr. Clean" <mrclean@ggmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 18:38:36 -0400, trainfan1
> <lmsearing@usdatanet.net> spake thusly:
>
>>Reminds me of the old Home Depot wallet scam.
>>
>>http://www.google.com/search?q=home+depot+wallet+scam
>
> from
> http://www.pokersourceonline.com/for...c.php?p=175318 :
>
> "A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot
> customers.
>
> Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
> shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be
> quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't
> happen to you.
>
>
> Here's how the scam works:
>
>
>
> Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your
> car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.
>
> They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex,
> with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
> It is impossible not to look.
>
> When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and
> instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.
>
> You agree and they get in the back seat.
>
> On the way, they start having *** with each other. Then one of
> them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral *** on
> you, while the other one steals your wallet.
>
> I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the
> 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the
> 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this
> upcoming week."


This would be worth it, just make sure you are able to switch out your
wallets and give them a dummy wallet.

Reasoned Insanity wrote:
[Home Depot Wallet Scam]
> This would be worth it, just make
> sure you are able to switch out your
> wallets and give them a dummy wallet.

Could you girls meet me here in about a half hour?
I want to go over to Target and buy a few wallets.


Lumpy
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In article <59q24tF2m1ttrU1@mid.individual.net>,
"Lumpy" <lumpy@digitalcartography.com> wrote:

> Reasoned Insanity wrote:
> [Home Depot Wallet Scam]
> > This would be worth it, just make
> > sure you are able to switch out your
> > wallets and give them a dummy wallet.
>
> Could you girls meet me here in about a half hour?
> I want to go over to Target and buy a few wallets.
>
I usually tie a string to mine, then pull it back when they walk away.

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