Funny Ebay Jokes

Q: How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by an ebayer?
A: If it was invented by anyone else, it would have been called a
teethbrush.

Q: Why do birds fly upside down over ebayer's houses?
A: Because there is nothing worth crapping on.

29 things you'll never hear an ebayer say:

29. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. I thought Graceland was tacky.
23. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
22. Wrasslin's fake.
21. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
20. We're vegetarians.
19. I'll have grapefruit instead of a Big Mac.
18. Who's Richard Petty?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. The tires on that truck are too big.
12. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
11. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
10. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
9. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
8. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
7. Checkmate.
6. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
2. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
1. Elvis who?

#30 What is a "Sauce Artisan"?? (French for "I need to get a life".)

"Sauce Artisan" <FoodGopher@lakeview.lounge> wrote in message
news:32r810t0s9bh0t66d325ud4hai9f36jbhq@4ax.com...
> Q: How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by an ebayer?
> A: If it was invented by anyone else, it would have been called a
> teethbrush.
>
> Q: Why do birds fly upside down over ebayer's houses?
> A: Because there is nothing worth crapping on.
>
> 29 things you'll never hear an ebayer say:
>
> 29. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"
> 28. Duct tape won't fix that.
> 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
> 26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
> 25. You can't feed that to the dog.
> 24. I thought Graceland was tacky.
> 23. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
> 22. Wrasslin's fake.
> 21. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
> 20. We're vegetarians.
> 19. I'll have grapefruit instead of a Big Mac.
> 18. Who's Richard Petty?
> 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
> 16. Deer heads detract from the decor.
> 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
> 14. Trim the fat off that steak.
> 13. The tires on that truck are too big.
> 12. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
> 11. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
> 10. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
> 9. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
> 8. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
> 7. Checkmate.
> 6. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
> 5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
> 4. I don't have a favorite college team.
> 3. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
> 2. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
> 1. Elvis who?
>
>

On Tue, 27 Jan 2004 02:27:24 GMT, "Dave Brickner"
<dbrickner3@woh.rr.com> wrote:

>#30 What is a "Sauce Artisan"?? (French for "I need to get a life".)

No. I think it's french for Jewbaee sucks! ROFLMAO!

>
>"Sauce Artisan" <FoodGopher@lakeview.lounge> wrote in message
>news:32r810t0s9bh0t66d325ud4hai9f36jbhq@4ax.com.. .
>> Q: How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by an ebayer?
>> A: If it was invented by anyone else, it would have been called a
>> teethbrush.
>>
>> Q: Why do birds fly upside down over ebayer's houses?
>> A: Because there is nothing worth crapping on.
>>
>> 29 things you'll never hear an ebayer say:
>>
>> 29. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"
>> 28. Duct tape won't fix that.
>> 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
>> 26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
>> 25. You can't feed that to the dog.
>> 24. I thought Graceland was tacky.
>> 23. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
>> 22. Wrasslin's fake.
>> 21. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
>> 20. We're vegetarians.
>> 19. I'll have grapefruit instead of a Big Mac.
>> 18. Who's Richard Petty?
>> 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
>> 16. Deer heads detract from the decor.
>> 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
>> 14. Trim the fat off that steak.
>> 13. The tires on that truck are too big.
>> 12. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
>> 11. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
>> 10. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
>> 9. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
>> 8. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
>> 7. Checkmate.
>> 6. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
>> 5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
>> 4. I don't have a favorite college team.
>> 3. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
>> 2. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
>> 1. Elvis who?
>>
>>
>