M$ cluster is a ****ing joke

alt <spamtrap@lazyeyez.net>, the fat-vagabond and jaundiced jocker who
likes sickening tubespout riding with goats, and whose partner is a
joy-sister with a stretched ninja slipper, wrote in
<pan.2007.03.04.02.38.02@lazyeyez.net>:
> On Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:49:29 +0100, John Holmes wrote:
>
>> alt "contributed" in alt.os.windows-xp:
>>
>>> On Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:33:54 +0000, Roy Schestowitz wrote:
>>>
>>>> Problems only on the server? You bet it ain't the case. A colleague of
>>>> mine is spending weeks (if not months) trying to run experiments on a
>>>> Windows XP laptop. Hibernation fails, jobs are crashing after long
>>>> runtimes, and certain movements of the laptop (e.g. the jerking in a
>>>> car) lead to crashes as well.
>>>
>>> It sounds like a flakey laptop to me. I'd be interested to see if Linux
>>> has the same symptoms.
>>
>> You ****ing idiot.
>>
>
> I'm sorry. Did you get your penis stuck in the vacuum cleaner again?
>


Better that then yours which seems to flap around in the void of the hose.


--
For my own part, I have never had a thought which I could not set down
in words with even more distinctness than that with which I conceived
it. There is, however, a class of fancies of exquisite delicacy which
are not thoughts, and to which as yet I have found it absolutely
impossible to adapt to language. These fancies arise in the soul, alas
how rarely. Only at epochs of most intense tranquillity, when the
bodily and mental health are in perfection. And at those weird points
of time, where the confines of the waking world blend with the world of
dreams. And so I captured this fancy, where all that we see, or seem,
is but a dream within a dream.

Gazwad spewed out this bit, and i'll scatter a few bits myself:

> alt <spamtrap@lazyeyez.net>, the fat-vagabond and jaundiced jocker who
> likes sickening tubespout riding with goats, and whose partner is a
> joy-sister with a stretched ninja slipper, wrote in
> <pan.2007.03.04.02.38.02@lazyeyez.net>:
>> On Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:49:29 +0100, John Holmes wrote:
>>
>>> alt "contributed" in alt.os.windows-xp:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:33:54 +0000, Roy Schestowitz wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Problems only on the server? You bet it ain't the case. A
>>>>> colleague of mine is spending weeks (if not months) trying to run
>>>>> experiments on a Windows XP laptop. Hibernation fails, jobs are
>>>>> crashing after long runtimes, and certain movements of the laptop
>>>>> (e.g. the jerking in a car) lead to crashes as well.
>>>>
>>>> It sounds like a flakey laptop to me. I'd be interested to see if
>>>> Linux has the same symptoms.
>>>
>>> You ****ing idiot.
>>>
>>
>> I'm sorry. Did you get your penis stuck in the vacuum cleaner again?
>>
>
>
> Better that then yours which seems to flap around in the void of the
> hose.

Making a sound somewhat like a balloon makes when you fill it with air, then
grasp the top and stretch it open allowing the air to escape.

--
Mhzjunkie

1 PRINT "Windows Vista ERROR"
GOTO 1
END

Mhzjunkie <newsabuse@gmail.com>, the hideous-grandpa and throwback
haricot who likes erotic zipper *** with horned toads, and whose partner
is a girl at ease with a diseased fun tunnel, wrote in
<eusecq$a8i$1@news.datemas.de>:
> Gazwad spewed out this bit, and i'll scatter a few bits myself:
>
>> alt <spamtrap@lazyeyez.net>, the fat-vagabond and jaundiced jocker who
>> likes sickening tubespout riding with goats, and whose partner is a
>> joy-sister with a stretched ninja slipper, wrote in
>> <pan.2007.03.04.02.38.02@lazyeyez.net>:
>>> On Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:49:29 +0100, John Holmes wrote:
>>>
>>>> alt "contributed" in alt.os.windows-xp:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:33:54 +0000, Roy Schestowitz wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Problems only on the server? You bet it ain't the case. A
>>>>>> colleague of mine is spending weeks (if not months) trying to run
>>>>>> experiments on a Windows XP laptop. Hibernation fails, jobs are
>>>>>> crashing after long runtimes, and certain movements of the laptop
>>>>>> (e.g. the jerking in a car) lead to crashes as well.
>>>>>
>>>>> It sounds like a flakey laptop to me. I'd be interested to see if
>>>>> Linux has the same symptoms.
>>>>
>>>> You ****ing idiot.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'm sorry. Did you get your penis stuck in the vacuum cleaner again?
>>>
>>
>>
>> Better that then yours which seems to flap around in the void of the
>> hose.
>
> Making a sound somewhat like a balloon makes when you fill it with air,
> then grasp the top and stretch it open allowing the air to escape.
>

I thought that was his arse.


--
For my own part, I have never had a thought which I could not set down
in words with even more distinctness than that with which I conceived
it. There is, however, a class of fancies of exquisite delicacy which
are not thoughts, and to which as yet I have found it absolutely
impossible to adapt to language. These fancies arise in the soul, alas
how rarely. Only at epochs of most intense tranquillity, when the
bodily and mental health are in perfection. And at those weird points
of time, where the confines of the waking world blend with the world of
dreams. And so I captured this fancy, where all that we see, or seem,
is but a dream within a dream.