And the winner is...... Microsoft gives Vista security an A-plus

"Windows XP was nailed with 14 bugs, Mac OS X 10.4 (Tiger) with 20, Red Hat
with 137, Ubuntu with 71, and SuSE with 80. Even when vulnerabilities that
were disclosed but not patched are added, Vista still comes out far ahead.
Its five total bugs - one patched, four made public but not fixed as of 28
February - compared favourably with XP's total of 18, Mac OS X's 27, Red
Hat's 201, Ubuntu's 100, and SuSE's 111."

Oliver Friedrichs, senior director of Symantec.'s security response team:
"Still, Microsoft is doing something right, said Friedrichs, who pulled
numbers from Symantec's recently published internet security threat report.
In the last six months of 2006, Microsoft patched a sample set of 39
vulnerabilities in an average of 21 days, the fastest of a group of OS
vendors that also included Sun, HP, Apple and Red Hat. Apple, for example,
took an average of 66 days to issue fixes for its Mac OS X vulnerabilities,
while Red Hat's average was 58 days. HP and Sun lagged far behind, with
averages of 101 and 122 days, respectively. "

"Microsoft was clearly the best," Friedrichs said.
http://www.techworld.com/security/ne...gtype=samechan
--
Dr. Bill: Yap-yap Dog of alt.os.windows-vista.

Asstroturfer Dr. Bill wrote on behalf of micoshaft corporation:


> Dr. Bill: Yap-yap Dog of alt.os.windows-vista.

Doubt that very much.
Dr. Bill is the Daffy Duck fscker of alt.os.windows-vista.
Quack! Quack!

Only Daffy Duck gives Vista crap security rating of A+
and Dr. Bill (Quack! Quack!) knows all about it.
BWAAAGAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!!!


Vista / Pista who cares?

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+************Sponsored*by*Micoshaft*Corporation*** ********+
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Welcome to the Windopz De-Pistification FAQette.

WoW that was a mouthful wasn't it boys and girls?!

Have you De-Pistified your PC?

Let me explain:

You bought vista crap from our sponsor micoshaft corporation
and you realize after hours of reboots and re-installs
that our sponsor micoshaft has taken the piss out of you. So you
decide that this vista Pista is not for you.
Now you want to de-install Pista but expee takes up even
more hours and all your driver
diskettes are mislaid/lost and application cds are fscked
because your dog has been shagging it for some time, etc, etc, etc.
Oh Smuck is me you cry out in vain as your PC craps out on you
leaving you with nothing despite you having paid truck loads of money.

Then light at the end of the tunnel appears in the form
of Linux. Now you get angry and use Linux in anger to recover
you data. RAAAAARRRrrrr... you growl through into the night
recovering data, learning GNU/Linux and by midnight all your
work is done, your computers are working, you learned many
things and Linux with Beryl is the king. You can sleep in peace
knowing Linux is your friend and share your dreams
with others...

*Get*Linux*here...
*http://www.livecdlist.com
*http://www.distrowatch.com

*For*Beryl,*downloaded*latest*beta*release
*of*Ubuntu*(Feisty*Fawn)...
*http://cdimage.ubuntu.com/releases/feisty/herd-3/

*Install*Beryl*using*the*3*click*guide*which*links *from*here...
*http://wiki.beryl-project.org/wiki/I...eryl_on_Ubuntu

*And*so*WoW,*after*3*clicks,*you*have*Beryl*up*and *running*on*your*PC!!!
**
All that remains is now for you to stick the De-Pistification
Inventory label on your PC to complete the job...

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+*******************OS:*Ubuntu*+*Beryl************ ********+
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+*******Copyright*(c)*2006*Pista*Removal*Reality*T eam*****+
+****************Released*Under*GPL*3*License***** ********+
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Be sure to come back for more in the next installation
of Micoshaft Pista Removal FAQ and Primer - Edition 22.