How to make a game. To all developers

1. Take TRAOD and do the opposite.
2. Repeat Step 1

Why is it so ****ing hard for you to understand?

Stop hiring 15 year old kids as interns to create video games. These guys
are still reading comic books and jacking off to Sears catalogs. All they
manage to do is come up with stupid ideas that bore everyone except
themselves.

Most 15 year olds can't write a good story much less a gramatically correct
sentence.

Fire everyone at Team Xbox . They are all ****ing idiots. The only company
that understands how to make video games for MS is either Ubi Soft or Tecmo.
Just keep paying them millions of dollars to make exclusives and bad PS2
ports and you will be just fine.

Here is another tip for MS. GT4 will be out next year and so will Need For
Speed Underground.
There is no point in making any more racing games. They will all be mediocre
compared to the two games I just stated. Except for maybe Collin McRae

And Sony, Get your **** together. Start forcing these developers to make
good graphics. Look at Konami they didn't even invent the PS2 yet they
understand the architecture behind it better than you do. SH3 and MGS3 look
un****ing real, even better than anything Xbox is going to put out until
Halo 2.

That makes no sense. You guys spend millions of dollars for a bland texture
game like Crouching Ass Hidden Faget and Konami slaps together Zoe2 with
limited budget and an outdated MGS2 engine.

I don't wanna hear this Xbox is better than PS2 BS. So what if it is? That
is still no excuse for Street Vert Dirt.

And Xbox if you are so powerfull why the **** did MS let Metal Dungeon get
released. Dear god what a pile of dog ****.

Ohh lets not forget the all mighty PC that has Half Life 2 coming out.. What
a load of garbage. Sure it looks mind blowing but if the game is anything
like that boring repetitive, i have a rocket launcher that can even break a
window, game play then it will be another big pile of ****. And who is going
to play it? I'm sure I'll have to throw out my geforce and get a ****ing
Radeon 2 billion to play the damn game.

Stop trying to impress people with stupid ****.
Just make a game that is fun to play with a decent story.
Think I'm wrong?

The number one game in the world is Vice City and it looks like ****!

"CrazyFool" <WhatheFruck@IsThis.com> wrote in message
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> 1. Take TRAOD and do the opposite.
> 2. Repeat Step 1
>

Amen

> Why is it so ****ing hard for you to understand?
>
> Stop hiring 15 year old kids as interns to create video games. These guys
> are still reading comic books and jacking off to Sears catalogs. All they
> manage to do is come up with stupid ideas that bore everyone except
> themselves.
>
> Most 15 year olds can't write a good story much less a gramatically
correct
> sentence.

I could overlook a bland story if the gameplay is actually good.

>
> Fire everyone at Team Xbox . They are all ****ing idiots. The only company
> that understands how to make video games for MS is either Ubi Soft or
Tecmo.
> Just keep paying them millions of dollars to make exclusives and bad PS2
> ports and you will be just fine.
>

Does Xbox have more than 3 original games coming out for it in July that I'm
not aware of??


> Here is another tip for MS. GT4 will be out next year and so will Need For
> Speed Underground.
> There is no point in making any more racing games. They will all be
mediocre
> compared to the two games I just stated. Except for maybe Collin McRae

Those are going to be two great games but I also want more Midnight Club and
a sequel to Rumble Racing wouldn't disappoint me either.


>
> And Sony, Get your **** together. Start forcing these developers to make
> good graphics. Look at Konami they didn't even invent the PS2 yet they
> understand the architecture behind it better than you do. SH3 and MGS3
look
> un****ing real, even better than anything Xbox is going to put out until
> Halo 2.
>
> That makes no sense. You guys spend millions of dollars for a bland
texture
> game like Crouching Ass Hidden Faget and Konami slaps together Zoe2 with
> limited budget and an outdated MGS2 engine.

I would rather them flood the market with games and let me choose which ones
I want to play instead of shoving 3 games a month out the door and I have to
settle with the highest rated game of the bunch being in the 60% bracket.


>
> I don't wanna hear this Xbox is better than PS2 BS. So what if it is? That
> is still no excuse for Street Vert Dirt.
>
> And Xbox if you are so powerfull why the **** did MS let Metal Dungeon get
> released. Dear god what a pile of dog ****.

I couldn't agree more. To add to it, why couldn't they have taken the time
to actually finish Brute Force? That game started off really good and fun
but then after you hit the half-way point you feel like you're playing the
first half of the game again. Repetition is not a good selling point.
Someone needs to record that last statement and play it for all the game
developers no less than 100 times each night while they drink their milk and
cookies.


>
> Ohh lets not forget the all mighty PC that has Half Life 2 coming out..
What
> a load of garbage. Sure it looks mind blowing but if the game is anything
> like that boring repetitive, i have a rocket launcher that can even break
a
> window, game play then it will be another big pile of ****. And who is
going
> to play it? I'm sure I'll have to throw out my geforce and get a ****ing
> Radeon 2 billion to play the damn game.

Are you kidding, if they ship TFC2 (Team Fortress Classic 2) with Half-Life
2 then I'll be first in line on release day. TFC has to be my all time
favorite online team fps.

>
> Stop trying to impress people with stupid ****.
> Just make a game that is fun to play with a decent story.
> Think I'm wrong?

Couldn't agree more.

>
> The number one game in the world is Vice City and it looks like ****!
>
>

I thought it looked just fine for what it was trying to accomplish. GTA3 and
GTA:VC gave gamers what they have been hollering about for many years now:
Freedom, missions, story, and insane action all at your controllable
impulsive fingertips. You control what you do when you want to do it.

IMHO>

RickB