Hot saleswoman at local EB; what should I do?

"Gene Poole" <poolespam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:3EF77FB4.AB101C8E@yahoo.com...
> Gene Poole wrote:
> >
> > Robert P Holley wrote:
> > >
> > > "Gene Poole" <poolespam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > news:3EF62DC4.E7ECC5A0@yahoo.com...
> > > > dartgirl wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > the worst that can happen is that she shoots you down and tells
every
> > > girl
> > > > > in the mall that you tried to molest her in the restroom. GO FOR
IT.
> > > (the
> > > > > asking her out, not the molesting in the restroom. at least not on
the
> > > first
> > > > > date.) just don't try anything you consider 'smooth' that always
ends up
> > > > > being obnoxious. be sincere.
> > > >
> > > > actually, I think you got it right the first time. wait for her
break,
> > > > then follow her and molest her in the restroom.
> > >
> > > That's how I met my wife. Still to this day we love reminiscing about
that
> > > story. I tease her every now and then about the first words she ever
spoke
> > > to me "Get off me you ****ing bastard!" Ahh, to be young and in love
again.
> > >
> > > > of course, to prevent her from telling everyone about it, you may
have
> > > > to kill her.
> > >
> > > Not true, sometimes violent bathroom rapes can allow you to find your
> > > soulmate.
> >
> > ...
>
> Robert, I've had time to think about it, and that was very dry, a little
> caustic, and evil.
>
> ...well done. I'm quite impressed

I learned from the best, pat yourself on the back.

Robert P Holley wrote:
>
> "Gene Poole" <poolespam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:3EF77FB4.AB101C8E@yahoo.com...
> > Gene Poole wrote:
> > >
> > > Robert P Holley wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Gene Poole" <poolespam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:3EF62DC4.E7ECC5A0@yahoo.com...
> > > > > dartgirl wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > the worst that can happen is that she shoots you down and tells
> every
> > > > girl
> > > > > > in the mall that you tried to molest her in the restroom. GO FOR
> IT.
> > > > (the
> > > > > > asking her out, not the molesting in the restroom. at least not on
> the
> > > > first
> > > > > > date.) just don't try anything you consider 'smooth' that always
> ends up
> > > > > > being obnoxious. be sincere.
> > > > >
> > > > > actually, I think you got it right the first time. wait for her
> break,
> > > > > then follow her and molest her in the restroom.
> > > >
> > > > That's how I met my wife. Still to this day we love reminiscing about
> that
> > > > story. I tease her every now and then about the first words she ever
> spoke
> > > > to me "Get off me you ****ing bastard!" Ahh, to be young and in love
> again.
> > > >
> > > > > of course, to prevent her from telling everyone about it, you may
> have
> > > > > to kill her.
> > > >
> > > > Not true, sometimes violent bathroom rapes can allow you to find your
> > > > soulmate.
> > >
> > > ...
> >
> > Robert, I've had time to think about it, and that was very dry, a little
> > caustic, and evil.
> >
> > ...well done. I'm quite impressed
>
> I learned from the best, pat yourself on the back.

alright, I...

*pat pat SNAP!*

OH DEAR ~GOD~, NO!!!!!!!!! OH THE PAIN!! THE HORROR!!!! THE FUNKY
HORROR!!!! OH, ****ING CHRIST!!

--
Gene Poole

heh heh heh. mheh heh heh. blarg.