William Baker

now that was amazingly funny!
"The Posting One" <nowhere@somewhere.com> wrote in message
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> In the beginning, there was XBox and everything was good. Online gaming
was
> but a twinkle in Microsoft's eye and it was free for all on the PC.
> Microsoft introduced online gaming to XBox and charged for it. The people
> balked, and thus were screwed in paying for online gaming they were used
to
> being free. Microsoft enjoyed the screwing, it made them hard. Then came
EA
> and they too liked to screw their customers. Alas, but they found the
> customers were already screwed once and wary of another royal screwing.
This
> concerned EA as they wanted to be hard also. Microsoft tells EA, "Listen,
we
> already screwed them, so we've got the inside track on screwing them some
> more. We do all the screwing, we get all the money and you get a few more
> sales. Whaddyasay?" EA said "No, we want to do the screwing. We want all
of
> your screwed customers to bend over one more time and let US screw them!"
> Microsoft said "We already thoroughly screwd them, they cannot take
another
> screwing!" EA said "We will make them bleed if we have to!" Microsoft said
> "Not on our servers, do you know how hard it is to scrub crusty blood off
of
> servers?" And Sony said "We don't screw our customers at all, they are
fresh
> and clean for gang-screwing!" So EA said "Screw Microsoft and their
selfish
> screwing, we're going over to Sony's camp to gang-screw the people with
> other companies." And so, EA said "Let there be the screwing and the
> bleeding and the general malcontent! And we get the monays!" So the
> unsuspecting PS2 crowd got gang-screwed and paid the monays for it. The
XBox
> crowd continued to pay their tribute to Microsoft for the honor of getting
> screwed by one since it was preferable to a bloody gang-screwing.
>
>