The Posting One

In the beginning, there was XBox and everything was good. Online gaming was
but a twinkle in Microsoft's eye and it was free for all on the PC.
Microsoft introduced online gaming to XBox and charged for it. The people
balked, and thus were screwed in paying for online gaming they were used to
being free. Microsoft enjoyed the screwing, it made them hard. Then came EA
and they too liked to screw their customers. Alas, but they found the
customers were already screwed once and wary of another royal screwing. This
concerned EA as they wanted to be hard also. Microsoft tells EA, "Listen, we
already screwed them, so we've got the inside track on screwing them some
more. We do all the screwing, we get all the money and you get a few more
sales. Whaddyasay?" EA said "No, we want to do the screwing. We want all of
your screwed customers to bend over one more time and let US screw them!"
Microsoft said "We already thoroughly screwd them, they cannot take another
screwing!" EA said "We will make them bleed if we have to!" Microsoft said
"Not on our servers, do you know how hard it is to scrub crusty blood off of
servers?" And Sony said "We don't screw our customers at all, they are fresh
and clean for gang-screwing!" So EA said "Screw Microsoft and their selfish
screwing, we're going over to Sony's camp to gang-screw the people with
other companies." And so, EA said "Let there be the screwing and the
bleeding and the general malcontent! And we get the monays!" So the
unsuspecting PS2 crowd got gang-screwed and paid the monays for it. The XBox
crowd continued to pay their tribute to Microsoft for the honor of getting
screwed by one since it was preferable to a bloody gang-screwing.