Terry Dutson

> On Fri, 18 Jul 2003 17:43:08 +0100, "Terry Dutson"
> <terry.dutson@ntlworld.com> wrote:
> >
> >Some sort of conspiracy indeed, although I haven't yet figured it out.
The
> >laptop was only worth about £150, apart from the postage charge!
> >
> >According to today's Sun newspaper, somebody is offering a hundred
bottles
> >of "British air, hand-filled outside Buckingham Palace" - a snip at £9.99
a
> >time, although I haven't yet been able to find the auction. There's also
> >one for bottles of River Jordan water, complete with a certificate of
> >authentification. Anybody interested in a bottle of River Tees water,
> >sampled from under the transporter bridge, as featured in 'Auf
Wiedersehen
> >Pet'?
> >
> >Terry D.
> >
> >"Jupiter" <jupiter@shotmail.com> wrote in message
news:adfghvo51q0u6cuid1cj63kq06n0465pcu@4ax.com...
> I'd like 5 gross of your River Tees water, please. It must be taken
> from the middle of the river at a depth of 25 feet.

No problem with that. I'll just drop a suitable container on a rope when
I'm next on the transporter bridge. So that'll be 720 bottles at £9.99 each
= £7192.80 plus the P&P at cost. Bottles will be labelled with a photo of
the bridge, a certificate of authenticity and a statutory health warning.
PayPal or Nochex both acceptable. I'm booking my flight to the Bahamas
tomorrow :-)

Terry D.